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WOT
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Meet and fall in love with your hosts!
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How to hire us on the cheap
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"gin vodka whisky rum
blood of grape and piss of plum
dairy dilly daiquiri dock
sangria soapstone sips of scotch
lager breakfast brewing brunch
hearty snacks and a stout lunch
portly vessels with which to court
and a strong sweet girl in every port
caesars cupids and vermouth
causeways cafes kissing booths
champagne moonshine spanish fly
white cells red cells plasma rye
black sheep clean sheets give a dog a bone
amaretto bourbon ice cream cones
sacred ferment and distilled curse
come from God and so does thirst
draft nectar cider and ale
I could swallow the ocean
that swallowed the whale"
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"Good evening viewers! My name is Floppy the Rabbit. I am an elegant and sophisticated rabbit-around-town, hanging out with the city's cultural elite or at the Pemby. I enjoy the odd scotch. I like rye whiskey too. And sherry. I like all alcoholic beverages in fact apart from sweet liqueurs, although if there is nothing else I will drink that too.
When I am not burrowing around or flirting, I like to watch television. I particularly enjoy the commercial for the Kung Fu Temple, because of the shot of the Parthenon, which I too find so quintessentially buddhist. I have been in Winnipeg for coming up 3 years and am strongly in favour of it. I haven't been to a teaser bar yet. I enjoy cooking. I would like to have a lot of money, but am not prepared to work to get it. I was heavily influenced in my youth by Jean-Paul Sartre. I am not good with technology, such as web-site design programs and non-rotary telephones."
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How to hire us for cheap
If you are organizing a social gathering, such as party, dance, bbq, wedding shower, social, tupperware party, election campaign, lingerie shower, hot tub party, girls' night, doctor's appointment, inhumation, etc., you can hire Lonely Planet Boy and me to come and wreak verbal and musical havoc for almost nothing. Of course, you don't get much in return. For more information please contact us. To contact us, try and find the contact us page. Ha!
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Knock here to go to the special what you should know if you come on the show appendix page.
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